Saturday, September 27, 2008

Counting Girl humbles the Poker Pro's

Seems like all of my posts lately are about Counting Girl and her success. So, I think I'm going to be her personal body guard, sex toy, toe nail trimmer painter, masseuse and driver.
We headed to Choctaw for the Bounty tournament Friday night, but this was a different night. It was a special bounty tournament with quite a few pro's brought in. The list included Amir Vahedi, Kenna James, T J Cloutier, Kido Pham, Young Phan, Warren Karp, Tom McEvoy and Jennifer "Jennicide" Leigh (actress). There are a number of millionaires on that list. We played a while before the tourney to get our bonus chips and I took down $54 and Counting Girl was somewhat a head. Tournament time gets here and the room is a buzz. It was a fun time except that I was totally card dead. Nothing, nada, got pocket Kings and immediately it flops an ace. Guy bets big, I fold and he has AK. Lord have mercy. I lasted to 4 tables as we started with 128 players and then headed back to the cash game. I keep checking on Counting Girl and she is doing pretty well. Pro's start falling, Jenna James is the first one out and Counting Girl puts out 3 guys in one hand for $60 dollars in Bounties.
Two tables remain, Counting Girl in good position to cash. The talk of chop starts and one guy won't do it. Some kid starts raising hell and pisses everybody off so no one wants to chop now.
Counting Girl goes out in 14th place. A great showing for such a big tournament full of millionaire poker pros. She is playing awfully good now days. She puts enough people out to pay her buy in and is not happy but she did well.
I finish up at the cash table with another $65 up. I was up and down all night but made enough to pay my $115 buy in. So it was all good.
Counting Girl has been up and down at cash, but gets on a semi roll and hits the boys for another $300. Of course what's next on the agenda, SHOPPING!!!!!!!!! Counting Girl is out with her mom this morning and buys me a ear and nose trimmer. Very nice gift but I think there is a possible clue to this gift. So I immediately went and trimmed my ears and nose.
Next up, trimming my nuts to see if the trimmer is also a ball trimmer. This should be quite interesting and if you hear a loud shriek come from inside my house..............Well, lets just say it is me and the ball trimmer is hung up, or Gail just caught me trimming my nuts!!!!!!!!!!! Later kiddies, we're headed back again this evening. After I check my snare at the land.
One Outer

1 comment:

Ashley Do said...

You should never, never, never have sent me the link to this blog. I am horrified and disturbed. Mostly because I want to edit your grammatical errors.... This is what happens when my students are in the lab all day.