One Outer and his enemies

Man have I got into it with some people. Imagine that, you wouldn't ever think that I get into it with people. I'm at the 1/2 today for our morning session and I immediately get into a hand with a guy from Hawaii. He has a wad of money in his pocket, probably around $20,000. No shit, I saw him pull it out before the game and peel off $500 and sit down at my table. I get pocket 10's and he has pre flop raised to $22, his standard bet. We are now playing a 1/2/22 table. He looks at me and I say "shit, with all that money in your pocket that extra $85 isn't shit to you. He says so you want some action huh and but of course you know I do. He calls and I say you have A what? and he turn over AQ. He doesn't hit and I double up. We rock along and I drop some money gathering info on people. Along comes the hand!!!!!!!!! Pre flop raise to $22, call, call call. Soooooooooonnnnnnnn!!! You know I like this situration. I have K4 spades. FRIGGIN CALL BABY!!!!!!!!!!! Flops out J 10 8 with two spades. First guy with the big stack goes all in for $200, next guy calls with $200 and the next guy calls with about $100. SSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! Robert are we talking pot odds and earned value here son. I think so, so I'm all in. First all in guy has Q9 of spades, he has flopped the straight with the flush draw. He is a punk ass kid from Vegas and we end up in a pissing match with me telling him he needs to change out his Chicago Bear hat cause it is bad luck. Next guy has AA, oh my. But neither one is a spade. The last guy had a straight draw. He was dead in the water. I immediately yelled at Gail to holler for 1 spade and she came running over and started yelling spade, spade spade and rubbing my back. SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN, 2 of spades. YIP YIP YIPIE KIE YEA!!!!!!!!!!!! The punk ass kid from Vegas starts squealing and we get into it. He is saying stuff and I'm talking back to him. We go at it and he says you'll be talking about that hand from now on. I tell him taking your money is nothing to brag about, cause your easy and you have a bad hat. Not my fault. Oh shit it is on brother. We go at it for a while and things settle down finally. He says your the kind of tourist we like picking on and I tell him I am a tourist "HERE" and I enjoy picking on the locals. We are up quite a bit for the week and you need to keep on bringing your ass back down here to the Nugget. In fact at this point, Counting Girl and I are up $2,100.
The rodeo is tonight at 6pm. We are headed out in a few. Hopefully I can keep my ass out of trouble tonight but I doubt it. Updates to come.

One Outer